Once upon a time, there was a girl named Hilary, and she wrote a story that would not drastically change your life. One fantastically sunny afternoon, Hilary was flossing her teeth. The fact that it was a sunny afternoon had no correlation to the fact that Hilary was flossing her teeth; she just figured she'd add a minor description of the weather because that's what one does when they are writing a story. When suddenly, the unthinkable happened (always expect the unexpected in a story such as this): the floss got stuck! *GASP* The lengthy piece was dangling from the roof of her mouth. She yanked and yanked (and what a sight it was!) and pulled the majority of it free, but had to get a second piece of floss to remove the last bits. Thankfully the second piece did not get stuck as well (wouldn't that have been tragic). It was an ironic and counter-productive moment full of laughter and amusement. And now Hilary has to continue writing a paper.
THE END
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